Tag Archives: politics

“The Bald F*cking Truth”

It dawned on me that each year both begins and ends with “The Twilight Zone” marathon. Bookends, if you will. And this seems particularly fitting in the era of Trump 2.0, as we now live in a dystopian Shit-Show Supremo run by idiots, charlatans and ghouls. Who are these lame, prick-ass loser-fucks, anyway?! Were theyContinue reading ““The Bald F*cking Truth””

“Old Fezziwig!”

A Merry Christmas to everyone from Great Exudations! This year we have a special treat for you. That timeless traveling troubadour, Tommy Treacle, was in the studio with me earlier this week and we were discussing all things Christmas. Below is a lightly edited version of our conversation. Enjoy! Host: Welcome back, Tommy! It’s beenContinue reading ““Old Fezziwig!””

“Trump’s A-hole Conclave”

Since Trump offhandedly endorsed the notion of him becoming pope, I wanted to offer a few papal names that he might deserve: Pope Decadent X Pope Doucheus Amoralis III Pope Un-Innocent IV Pope Anus Equinus IX Pope Idiot Maximus Pope Irredeemable V Pope Judas Democratis II Pope Fuckface I I want to talk for aContinue reading ““Trump’s A-hole Conclave””

“My Apologies, Mr. Trump”

I reckon now that I’ve been wrong The White House is where Trump belongs It’s obvious, his vast appeal This master of the art of the deal Whenever there is trouble brewing He’ll save us all from rack and ruin I care not if he quotes “Mein Kampf” Providing he can drain the swamp! AndContinue reading ““My Apologies, Mr. Trump””

“Fight for Old DC!”

The folks at Hard Rock Cafe didn’t ask me, but here are my suggestions for naming their specialty cocktails in the Trump 2.0 era: The Election Denier The Insurrectionist The Orange-faced, Poop-throwing Monkey The Daily Dipshit Covfefe Martini The Feculent Philistine The Unholy Smegroni Gin and Clorox Putin’s Lapdog That Musk Rat The Highball Hitler

“Dodgy Days at DOJ”

Our laws cannot defend themselves. It takes people of sound reason and skill and passion (delivered dispassionately) and knowledge and courage. People who make forceful and logical arguments based upon facts and historical/legal precedent who will not bow to intimidation. Again, and again, and again until whatever febrile illness (in Trump’s case a fulminant coliformContinue reading ““Dodgy Days at DOJ””