“These are a few of my favorite things…”

I selected #18. Now I smell like Tristan Tzara!

“KRIGLER”

I’m trying to beat that old-mannish smell

With a scent that rings-up quite dear

The company calls itself KRIGLER

Not a name that you often will hear

You can waft along like good Cary Grant

That’s their #24

But if F. Scott Fitz is more to your schtick

(Also worn by M. Dietrich)

Then #14 is your new du jour

JFK had his #31

Jackie O. her #55

Throw it all at the wall, needs be,

To feel, and to smell, more alive

Having tried and applied so many of these,

I felt confused and a little ashamed

Until I asked her which was the fragrance

That had amped-up Red Skelton’s game

When her eyes they steadily narrowed,

And lips formed into a full pout,

Lifting her chin ever so regally

She pointed and kicked me straight out!