Yeah, radical-leftist vandals caused the green algae mess of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool (not his typical incompetence and no-bid style of corruption), but they were true-blue patriots who stormed the Capitol on Jan 6, 2021. In the future, you might find this simple formula for the Trumpian Universal helpful: STUPIDITY x (CORRUPTION + DISHONESTY)2Continue reading ““Idiot Wind””
Author Archives: Stephen Futterer
“Bang and Blame”
It’s never Trump’s fault. Never. It was, and always will be, “a perfect call.” He alone can fix things. It’s only the other guy who breaks them. We live in the era of the RADICAL LEFTIST _______!! Like those Mad-Libs of old, just fill-in whatever convenient villain-scapegoat du jour suits your momentary need… Radical LeftistContinue reading ““Bang and Blame””
“Truth (Fucking) Social”
“Living in the Upside-Down”
“Trump-Trashing Trifecta From Agent 99-X”
“Obama (Actual) Derangement Syndrome”
And if there’s truth to the charges of corruption, fraud, greed, nepotism, racism, misogyny, xenophobia, war-mongering, election interference, etc., etc., as is the case with Donald Trump, then any countercharge of a “Trump Derangement Syndrome” is completely and utterly invalidated.
“The Bawd Couple””
“King Leer”
“The Limitations of A.I.”
And coming soon to your area: A.I. Shakespeare Theater Company A.I. Philharmonic Orchestra A.I. Improv Comedy Festival (though how much worse can improv get, am I right?) A.I. Cocktail Lounge A.I. Karaoke (sounds just like the real thing!) A.I. Art Festival (sadly, this has already happened…) A.I. NCAA Tournament (well, college hoops is basically professionalContinue reading ““The Limitations of A.I.””
Great Exudations 