“The Bald F*cking Truth”

“Who LOVES ya’, baby?”
“Who HATES ya’, baby?”

It dawned on me that each year both begins and ends with “The Twilight Zone” marathon. Bookends, if you will. And this seems particularly fitting in the era of Trump 2.0, as we now live in a dystopian Shit-Show Supremo run by idiots, charlatans and ghouls. Who are these lame, prick-ass loser-fucks, anyway?! Were they not breast fed? Was it red dye #2? Too much TV? Not enough??

I mean, can’t we all just get along? They were a gift (to myself)…

I caught part of the TZ episode with Telly Savalas. What a absolute gem, he was. Gently layered and complex, but with a sweet core like a Tootsie Pop. Stephen Miller, on the other hand, has spent his whole life prepping for this one reality TV role as a petit fascist. What an utter germ, he is. If he were a food, he would be shit of a hyena wrapped in a rotting buzzard carcass. No, wait. That’s far too nice. Give me a minute…

Oh, yeah, and Happy New Year!!

New Years Day 2026 in Chicago. The GOP’s elephant has keeled over from exhaustion after a year of nonstop hatred, divisiveness, mendacity and greed. But let’s be serious, does anyone expect anything different in 2026? Fucking jagoffs.

Published by Stephen Futterer

Much of my career in radiology has been spent studying, with great fascination, the internal mechanisms of the human body. This blog is an effort to expand that view to the outside world and also to map my own experiences engaging with it.

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