

It dawned on me that each year both begins and ends with “The Twilight Zone” marathon. Bookends, if you will. And this seems particularly fitting in the era of Trump 2.0, as we now live in a dystopian Shit-Show Supremo run by idiots, charlatans and ghouls. Who are these lame, prick-ass loser-fucks, anyway?! Were they not breast fed? Was it red dye #2? Too much TV? Not enough??

I caught part of the TZ episode with Telly Savalas. What a absolute gem, he was. Gently layered and complex, but with a sweet core like a Tootsie Pop. Stephen Miller, on the other hand, has spent his whole life prepping for this one reality TV role as a petit fascist. What an utter germ, he is. If he were a food, he would be shit of a hyena wrapped in a rotting buzzard carcass. No, wait. That’s far too nice. Give me a minute…
Oh, yeah, and Happy New Year!!
