“Laughing Matters”

Lateral lumbar spine radiograph in neutral position
Lateral lumbar spine radiograph in extension

This “Ha ha” phrase came up to me recently in “Exploits & Opinions of Dr. Faustroll, Pataphysician” by Alfred Jarry (1911). It’s at once a serious treatment of the terribly unserious and an unserious treatment of the terminally serious. I can’t not recommend it slightly enough.

Chapter 10: Concerning The Dogfaced Baboon Bosse-de-Nage, Who Knew No Human Words But “Ha Ha”

“Bosse-de-Nage was a dogfaced baboon less cyno- than hydrocephalous, and, as a result of this blemish, less intelligent than his fellows. The red and blue callosity which they sport on their buttocks was, in his case, displaced by Faustroll, by means of some strange medication, and grafted on to his cheeks, azurine on one, scarlet on the other, so that his flat face was tricolor…

‘Ha ha,’ he said in French; and he added nothing more. ”

(Then it gets really weird…)

And it got me thinking. Absurdity, in all its various forms, has been part of the human experience for a long, long time. Maybe since the very beginning. How absurd, even if allegorical, are so many of the stories in the Old Testament. Lot’s wife, for example, in the Book of Genesis. She disobeys the angel’s order and turns to look back on Sodom, when *poof* she’s a pillar of salt. How absurd! I mean, why not pepper? Or paprika?? Ha ha! And what of the Greek myths. Sisyphus is punished by Hades for his repeated insolence by having to cyclically roll a boulder up a hill, only to watch it roll back down (to Sodom?), for all eternity. Albert Camus himself would surely agree that this is absurdity of the highest degree. Plato’s cave? Of PLAY-DOH made. Rabelais? A witty knave. What of the Bard? Quite the card. La Mancha’s man? Pure dead pan. Voltaire’s “Candide”? Pangloss, indeed. Just ask Gogol. He “Nose.” Jarry’s “Roi” ? Pataphysical joy. Or Roussel’s “Locus”? Duchamp’s dark focus. Dada? Yes, Dada. Ever Dada. And yet never Dada. From Tristan Tzara? You may borrow. But S. Dali? To a “T” (as the band plays on — though well out of tune, from various rooms, and to vastly different moons). And what of Artaud? Well, ask Ionesco. But it’s Heller’s purview, that Catch-22. And as for Becket? Oh, God, yeah! But Stoppard? No stopping him now! Ha-ha!! Unless he’s gone Trout Fishing in America… or in “Brazil”… With Robert Altman? And the Repo Man! It’s a Diner-style M*A*S*H-up that only that dunce-head Reilly could push past the valve. It has a Python’s grip. With a John Oliver twist. Kaufmanesque. With a hint of Guest. And a Fear and Loathing of musical “Pollution.” Because it’s a mad, mad, mad, Mad Magazine, that Onion is. Lost in the cosmos. But with a Strangelove for Being There. At least that’s what they were saying down at the Office (Space), pre-pandemic. And over at Alice’s Restaurant. And you may ask yourself, “Who’s left to Lampoon when the powers-that-be are doing such a fine job of torching themselves?!”

Alas, what would DEVO do??

It’s clear and getting clearer, this world’s weird and getting weirder!

So let’s just go with it.

And laugh-laugh at ourselves (with the Beau Brummels!).

What choice do we have?

“Poe, Baltimore….”

Gravesite of Edgar Allan Poe in Baltimore, MD (August 2020)
“You never ask me what’s on the FLIP side!” — Shrevie (Daniel Stern) in “Diner” (1982). And is that lipstick above the ALLAN?!
Do you see him….??
Or have I gone crazy?

Quick story:

I was killing time in downtown Baltimore waiting for my appointment with an onboarding specialist, who was getting the last of my UMMS hospital credentials together. She was to escort me into the bowels of the ship to have my photo ID made. Until then, I wandered over to the Westminster Hall (formerly Presbyterian Church) and Cemetery where Edgar Allan Poe (1809-1849) and several of his family members are interred. His likeness was, therefore, fresh in my mind when I was waiting for my mugshot. And as I sat in the chair pondering things, his visage suddenly emerged from the tile floor (circled above)… and just then, from behind the wall, I began to hear a faint heartbeat… that steadily grew louder!

Other famous people buried there (from Wikipedia):

Edward Johnson (1767-1829) — mayor of Baltimore during the British attack in September 1814 (War of 1812)

Philip Barton Key (1818-1859) — son of Francis Scott Key who was shot and killed by Daniel Sickles (who later as a General Sickles was nearly the “goat of Gettysburg” where he also lost his leg to a cannon ball), his lover’s husband. Note that Sickles was the first person to successfully use the “temporary insanity” plea after killing Mr. Key in Lafayette Square, Washington DC on Feb 27, 1859.

James McHenry (1753-1816) — signer of the US Constitution and Secretary of War. He is the namesake for Fort McHenry.

“Antietam Abridged”

Nearby a boy and his parents were on a bench resting from the battle.
Burnside’s Bridge seen from the Confederate side. Action came here late in the day on Sept 17, 1862.
The Bloody Lane (the Sunken Road to locals) from the ground’s eye view.
The Bloody Lane from the observation tower.
Site of the early post-dawn action on what remains the bloodiest day in American history.

“What’s Wrong With This Pic?”

In my international survey, 53.7% of displayed chess sets (in store fronts, etc.) are not properly set up. The mnemonic device is “white on the right (bottom right square to each player) AND queen on her own color (black queen on black square).” This needs to tighten up, worldwide.
In Paris, they got the queens right but blew the corners, plus the knights and bishops are reversed.
At Harrods in London, where they also drive on the wrong side of the road.
But this one looks so nice!
Marcel Duchamp once again wonderfully muddies the waters.
Man Ray renders the discussion moot.
Yoko Ono’s set says white always wins….