“Art Entry”

Lee Bontecou’s “Untitled” from 1961.
Come a little bit closer and peer into…
… the heart of darkness… the maw of war… the void of space…
… now this shit’s gettin’ really real. Boo!!

There is something irrepressible about Lee Bontecou’s sculptures in their brutal physicality and heavy 3-dimensionality. For me, they create a simultaneous suction/repulsion, sort of like the air uptakes and exhaust of a jet engine. But for a good while they held just a passing curiosity. It was only after several encounters that I even bothered with the name on the placard and later still that I learned the artist was a woman. But why should this even matter? Well, if my news aggregator is any bellwether, female artists are only recently getting a fraction of their deserved recognition in the art world. This, of course, mirrors slights in other industries. Rosalind Franklin was denied credit for her contributions to the discovery of the DNA double-helix. The film “Hidden Figures” (2017) tells, belatedly, the story of three brilliant African-American women — Mary Jackson, Dorothy Vaughan and Katherine Johnson — who were instrumental in advancing NASA’s early space program. Some women achieved a certain level of acclaim by elbowing into a man’s world, though were not generally household names. Filmmaker Agnes Varda was pioneering in the 50’s and 60’s French New Wave movement, taking a unique perspective on the lives of women, and helping to pave the way for the break-out work of Kathryn Bigelow, Sofia Coppola and Greta Gerwig. And while there are countless successful female authors, the fine arts realm has been particularly withholding in this regard and the major museums and galleries remain largely boys’ clubs. Pause and reflect on your last few art visits and consider how many rooms you passed before encountering a work by Mary Cassatt, Berthe Morisot, Meret Oppenheim, Helen Frankenthaler, Agnes Martin, Martha Rosler, Lee Krasner, Barbara Hepworth or those giant, haunting arachnids of Louise Bourgeois (whereas you “can’t swing a dead cat” without hitting a Calder). Georgia O’Keeffe seems the exception that proves this rule. And, yes, Yayoi Kusama is finally having a moment after toiling in relative obscurity for decades (Louis Vuitton took notice!). In 2021, I saw a really cool exhibit of the fantastic multimedia artist Laurie Anderson at the Hirshhorn Museum in Washington, DC. Other than a Cindy Sherman exhibition at MoMA and the ubiquitous O’Keeffe, there are few others that I recall featuring singular female artists. Perhaps a sea change is upon us. That’s good news for all.

And what about Lee Bontecou (1931-2022)? Well, here’s what I’ve learned from Wikipedia and her New York Times obituary. She was a highly regarded American sculptor who came to public prominence in the 60’s at the famous Leo Castelli Gallery in NYC alongside mostly male artists like Cy Twombly, Frank Stella and Robert Rauschenberg. Inspired by the Abstract Expressionism of her contemporaries, she carved out a signature style of large wall-mounted constructs using industrial materials like conveyor belts, canvas mail bags and pieces of scrap metal. And these abstract constructions were prone, as most abstractions, to broad speculation and projection. Second-wave feminists interpreted the dark cavities as being vaginal and womb-like in their allusion, a concept she flatly negated. Instead, she referenced the influence of Sputnik’s launch in 1959 and the mysteries of outer space as a contact point. For her, art was neither male nor female; it was just art. In her studio, she listened to short-wave radio broadcasts and became incensed by the many reminders of man-made atrocities — the chatter about building bomb shelters, the news of civil wars in Africa, the looming collective memory of the Holocaust — and in that reflection, new implements began to appear in her works formed from gas masks, saw blades and helmets. A brutalist take on man’s own brutality. She chose rivets over ribbons, you might say. It makes for sturdier stuff.

Lee Bontecou’s “Untitled” (1959-60). This, for me, evokes the duct-like apparatus of Terry Gilliam’s “Brazil” or the makeshift desert survival gear on planet Arrakis in Frank Herbert’s “Dune.”
The artist and one of her works at the Museum of Contemporary Art in Chicago in 2004.

“CSI: Fruit Forensics Unit”

Hospital stairwell at 8 am…. still there at 5pm.
Estimated juice loss (EJL) was 10cc.
Dorsal laceration noted.
Hair fiber collected and sent to the lab.
You can almost hear the scream….

“The Sticky Stairwell”

Detective Schweem: “Your OJ is served, captain.”

Captain Koch: “Right.”

Detective Schweem: “It looks like they finally caught up with old Mr. Orange…. did you ever see Reservoir Dogs? Was Tarantino’s break-out…

Captain Koch: “Never saw it.”

Detective Schweem: “Well, these gangsters form up for a diamond heist and use these aliases like Mr. White, Mr. Blue, Mr. Pink and Mr. Orange. That’s so they can’t rat each other out. But it don’t go down as planned. I think Mr. Orange, like our guy here, was played by Steve Buscemi, and he…”

Captain Koch: “Like I said…”

Detective Schweem: “Yeah, okay. So maybe I should go canvas for any possible witnesses. See if anyone seen anything.”

Captain Koch: “You do that…..” (mutters to self: “Steve Buscemi actually was Mr. Pink and Tim Roth played Mr. Orange… and my work is never friggin’ done.”)

Detective Schweem: “You say something, Cap?”

Captain Koch: “Naaah…”

The crime scene six days on….
The 3-month mark (Dec 2023).

ADDENDUM:

It’s easy in life to get to focused on a thing. We drill down on minute details and forget to pan out for the bigger picture and broader context. For example, I’ve walked past this juicy crime scene numerous times since August and yet never picked up on a major clue… 

Looking down on the scene of the crime in Jan 2024.

Looking down the stairwell it doesn’t exactly jump out as a blood stain would, I grant you. But a skilled detective would study all the nearby surfaces for signs of impact or traces of residue.

How did I not see this before?And why has the stairwell still not been cleaned?!

The reverse angle shows the telltale sign of an orange thrown at the wall with force. The drippings leave an outline like the tentacles of a jellyfish standing watch over the ill-fated scene.

The plot of our pulpy tale thickens!

A closer image with greater contrast shows to better advantage the juice trails and stuck orange fragments indicating a high velocity impact. The perpetrator must have been highly agitated. This feels like a fruit-crime of passion. The police still have no suspects.

August 2024

“OLD BAY… all day, all ways!”

Maryland, they say, is for crabs… but OLD Bay is for so much more!
That line of people you see in the distance? Yup, queued up to get a free tattoo…. of the OLD BAY logo!
They would probably line up for a free SpongeBob tattoo… “America, land of the free shit!”
I can’t see ever regretting this, right?? Great for both weddings and funerals!

OLD BAY seasoning can be found on many things beyond seafood these days (including automobiles). They now market it in a hot sauce and you’ll find it sold on snacks like Goldfish, potato chips, peanuts, and popcorn. There’s even an OLD BAY flavored vodka (perfect for fraternity hazing although you won’t taste it if you go the rectal route)! It seems the nature of most successful product lines is to diversify ad absurdum. There is a dizzying variety of Gatorade, for example, and it’s not unusual to find them all shelved in abundance except the original lemon-lime that I seek. And with that in mind, I conjured up some new marketing ideas for the folks down at OLD BAY (originally the Baltimore Spice Co. but later bought by McCormick):

OLD BAY Gum (masks the smell of pot and booze for the teen market)

OLD BAY Bottled Water

OLD BAY Ice Cream (Marcus Samuelsson could probably make that work!)

OLD BAY Margarita Mix

OLD BAY Trump-Steaks (made with the Russian knock-off brand AULD VAY)

OLD BAY Shampoo

OLD BAY Hemorrhoidal Cream (with that pleasant tingle!)

OLD BAY Maxi Pads (okay, maybe not that….)

But I think I missed my calling. I can picture myself a niche player in the marketing and advertising world. Sort of as a cross between “Mad Men” and MAD Magazine… products so crazy they just might work! Man, I got ideas…. so many ideas… and so little time.

“Don’t Love L.A….”

L.A.’s best side is skyward.
The long overdue unmasking of L.A. for this traveler.
Beverly Hills Civic Center (meh).
Beverly Hills boasts a high quality of litter, in addition to countless Kardashian clones.
Hey, L.A., if the KOOK fits….
The L.A. (commissioned) graffiti, however, was “pretty, pretty good” (LD)…
Feels about right for our times…
“…. my only friend, the end.”

L.A. Forever

L.A… I don’t hate you

But I really like that

I don’t love you.

And, L.A… I’m glad I saw you

But mostly ‘cuz I’ll never

Have to see you again.

“Trash Mask!”

It was hanging on a thread and slowly turning (note the attitude at bottom photo is different).
“It is definitely second-rate garbage. Now, by next week I want to see a better class of garbage, more empty champagne bottles and caviar cans!” — Jason Robards as Murray from “A Thousand Clowns” (1965)
A balled-up mask, a spent water bottle, and Gatorade’s version of windshield wiper fluid.
SOLO Mask!
LOVE Mask!
“Parking Lot Mask with Plastic Knife (The Narcissism of Small Indifferences)”
My friend Betsy working her magic again. War stories from Sainte-Betsy-Eglise!

TRASH MASK

As one man’s trash is another man’s treasure,

One hand’s mask is another hand’s mirror.

“Looking Up: Bromo Tower”

The (Emerson) Bromo-Seltzer Tower in downtown Baltimore. Just gazing at her brings fast relief from headache and indigestion.
Completed in 1911, it was the tallest building in Baltimore until 1923. Back in the day, the tower sported a 51-foot revolving, illuminated replica of the cobalt blue Bromo-Seltzer bottle. It was removed in 1936 due to structural concerns. The four clocks were installed by the Seth Thomas Clock company.
The Bromo-Seltzer tower and original factory building were inspired by the Palazzo Vecchio in Florence, Italy (photo from Oct 2017).