Author Archives: Stephen Futterer

“Trump’s A-hole Conclave”

Since Trump offhandedly endorsed the notion of him becoming pope, I wanted to offer a few papal names that he might deserve: Pope Decadent X Pope Doucheus Amoralis III Pope Un-Innocent IV Pope Anus Equinus IX Pope Idiot Maximus Pope Irredeemable V Pope Judas Democratis II Pope Fuckface I I want to talk for aContinue reading ““Trump’s A-hole Conclave””

“Life Lesson #6: Amuse Yourself”

As you can see, I’m a massive fan of Moleskine notebooks and have used them over the years for various purposes like journaling, poetry, capturing random ideas, sketching, etc. Their first page has a space to record your name and offer a reward in case of loss. I immediately saw this as an opportunity forContinue reading ““Life Lesson #6: Amuse Yourself””

“The Trump Hole”

Here’s another exclusive song release from Tommy Treacle, the journeyman folk singer whose tunes range widely in subject matter, including horror films, pirate sea shanties, jingles for maid services, murder ballads, sporting legends, volcanoes, soup, space lasers, polyester leisure wear, Bigfoot, continental drift, sharks, unicycles, Egyptian mummies, and more recently politics. In this song calledContinue reading ““The Trump Hole””