“KRIGLER”
I’m trying to beat that old-mannish smell
With a scent that rings-up quite dear
The company calls itself KRIGLER
Not a name that you often will hear
You can waft along like good Cary Grant
That’s his #24
But if F. Scott Fitz is more to your schtick
(Also worn by M. Dietrich)
Then #14 is your new du jour
JFK had his #31
Jackie O. her #55
Throw it all at the wall, needs be,
To feel, and to smell, more alive
Having tried and applied so many of these,
I felt confused and a little ashamed
Until I asked her which was the fragrance
That had amped-up Red Skelton’s game
When her eyes they steadily narrowed,
Her lips they formed a full pout,
And lifting her chin ever so regally
She pointed and kicked me straight out!
