
And coming soon to your area:
A.I. Shakespeare Theater Company
A.I. Philharmonic Orchestra
A.I. Improv Comedy Festival (though how much worse can improv get, am I right?)
A.I. Cocktail Lounge
A.I. Karaoke (sounds just like the real thing!)
A.I. Art Festival (sadly, this has already happened…)
A.I. NCAA Tournament (well, college hoops is basically professional now, anyways)