It’s hard to imagine the Grifter-in-Chief lowering the bar any further, but he’s done it. Yesterday, Trump 2.0 announced a new Swampland Slush-Fund to fraudulently reward people who beat-up cops and tried to overturn an election (based on Trump’s own brazen lies and disgraceful failure to acknowledge defeat). These are people who pled-out or were found guilty in court of various crimes. As he rewards donors and cronies with pardons, and grants no-bid government contracts to family and allies, his acting AG Todd Blanche has the extreme audacity to say, “The machinery of government should never be weaponized against any American, and it is this Department’s intention to make right the wrongs that were previously done while ensuring that this never happens again.” That’s fucking rich coming from the administration who shakes down law firms and universities, the latter over trumped-up antisemitism charges while ignoring the swastikas and Nazi propaganda in their own camp. Oh, yeah, and it’s Trump who has pushed for the prosecution of his perceived political enemies, and yet it’s only weaponization if it’s his side that’s the accused. The essential difference, here, is that Trump and his gang of derelicts have committed many actual crimes. Wake the fuck up, America. How this deranged cretin reached high office once, let alone twice, defies any basic logic. Until he gets carted away to a padded cell, we should call our country Amerikstan for the deep rot and rank corruption at its highest level.
And now a few shout-outs:
Todd Blanche, you are a fucking disgrace to the country and to the legal profession. To the AG who acts like the consigliere for this two-bit, outer borough mafia boss, just go fuck yourself! The same sentiment goes for his predecessor, Pam Bondi. History will absolutely pulverize your legacies. That’s something I’m actually looking forward to. Your names will go down as two of the most loathsome, miscreant partisans to ever hold that venerable office. As in, “what a Blanche-Bondi move.” Fucking pathetic.
Kash Patel, you are a fucking disgrace to the country and to law enforcement. You are also an embarrassment to people who can actually hold their fucking liquor. Get back to podcasting from the short-bus, you corrupt and obtuse fucking dork.
Donald Trump, you are a fucking national and international disgrace. You are, quite simply, a failed human being who is utterly devoid of a soul. You have zero redeeming qualities. Your jokes suck. You skin and hair suck. You lie constantly. You wouldn’t know the truth if we shoved it up your ass (which we really should do!). Your corruption knows no bounds. You are a mean-spirited misogynist, and a confirmed sexual predator who was very close friends with an apex sexual predator. You speak at a 7th grade level. You think at a 5th grade level. You are an impulsive idiot who knows nothing about history or government. You are an insecure bully who no doubt deserved to get his ass kicked repeatedly since fucking grade school. You’re a hack golfer who invariably cheats. You couldn’t win a Club Championship in the Over-80 Cardio-Pulmonary Rehab with Dementia Flight. Your most used club is the hand-wedge (same one you used on Jean Carroll, you foul prick!), and I’ll bet your haven’t putted-out since 1979. You clearly also cheat on your taxes (Todd Blanche’s “addendum” is basically an admission). You have no class, no taste, and no depth. You are, in short, a complete and total fucking LOSER. Please, please, please do us all a yuuuuge favor and, as they say on Top Chef, “exit the (fucking) kitchen.”
Great Exudations 