“London Calling”

We went to London. That’s a city in England.

They drive on the other side of the road there, which makes crossing the street dangerous. But they are nice and remind you of this even though we revolted against them like 100 years ago.

We saw a bench.

We saw a play. It was really good. I cried.

This was a musical play we didn’t see but I kinda wish we had. I saw the movie. There was a shipwreck and not enough lifeboats. The lady next to me cried but I didn’t cry, I swear.

Sometimes it rains a lot in London and you need an umbrella.

And we saw… oh, I don’t know…

… funny signs…

… and strange buildings…

… and art, lots of art…

… like this one that reminded me of lemons…

… and this giant stereo thing that played lots of different sounds at once, which is dumb…

… plus we went to Harrods where I’ve never seen so many shoes… except at the Holocaust Museum.