“BIG NEWS!!”

Eat your cœur out, people. We are moving, part time anyway, to Paris! We took le plunge and bought a small (Ha! It’s 5000 sq feet with parquet floors and a private elevator, as well as a champagne fountain) pied-à-terre on the Rive Gauche with a view of the Eiffel Tower. It’s 3 BR, 3.5 bath (with 1.5 solar-powered bidets). To putter around, we bought a new car in statement gold (above), heralding our arrival. We celebrated at an intimate dinner with the Macrons before spending the weekend at Johnny Depp’s Provençal village amongst Catherine Deneuve, Gad Elmaleh, Idris Elba, Audrey Tautou, Awkwafina, the Cubes (Mark Cuban), super-chef Bobby Flay, Charo, and U2. It was almost too much. Once we get settled in — we are taking the air in Zermatt for a month — please come for a visit. We have more Beluga caviar than should be legal!