What human does not love Matchbox-20, Sister Hazel, and ZIMA…?!! This might be the greatest show of all-time. Fuck Woodstock! Fuck Newport! Fuck Monterey! Fuck Burning Man! Phuck Phucking Phish and all the other bullshit jam band festivals!! This… is… the… ONE!!! God, I love ZIMA.
Tag Archives: humor
“Planet of the Imps”
I love the idea that Trump, vainglorious bastard that he is, would actually change the face of the Stature of Liberty to match his own dumb-ugly mug. Words are insufficient to describe what a catastrophic pox he is on our society. And, sadly, he will continue to be long after his exit from the stageContinue reading ““Planet of the Imps””
“Quasi-mandias”
“Literally….”
I think we can drop any pretense about the judicious use of imaging in medicine. It’s a lost cause. My radiology friends and I have a running exchange of the myriad absurd reasons for doing CTA’s (= CT angiography). It all distills down to the hypothetical clinical scenario of “itching out of proportion to dandruff.”Continue reading ““Literally….””
“The Devil Went Down the Jordan”
“Elegant Brown Toilet”
This post was added as a needed sorbet from posts about our oxygen-sucking idiotocratic national leadership, who continue to pile stupid upon stupid and corrupt upon corrupt.
“Lies Are Like Oxygen”
I have to admit this singular fact. That Trumpf has been open and honest about a few specific things over what has become our interminable national nightmare. He did boast about not properly paying his taxes. And he described his technique of greeting attractive women wherein he’ll “just grab them by the pussy.” Both trueContinue reading ““Lies Are Like Oxygen””
“Carnival Minds”
“Hospital Productivity Metrics”
I’ve come to the opinion that business school mostly teaches people how to lie. And smile. Smile when they lie (and earn money on other people’s labor). And they never lie more than with their comparative statistics. Hospital administrators start off by placing a near zero productivity value on a clinician’s administrative tasks, all theContinue reading ““Hospital Productivity Metrics””
“A Tale of Two Islands”
When you think about is, there are many similarities between the people and dealings on Epstein Island and those in the hallowed halls of our government in Washington, DC, particularly in the Trump 2.0 era. Let’s call the latter Trump Island. The difference is really one of emphasis. Epstein lured rich and powerful men intoContinue reading ““A Tale of Two Islands””