Tag Archives: humor
“Redemption”
A man walks down the streetHe says, “Why am I soft in the middle now?Why am I soft in the middle?The rest of my life is so hardI need a photo opportunityI want a shot at redemptionDon’t want to end up a cartoonIn a cartoon graveyard” — from Paul Simon’s “You Can Call Me Al”Continue reading ““Redemption””
“The Senior Tour”
This post (using ChatGPT) was inspired by my friend BR who had shared this supremo photo (below) from the 1975 Masters of Chi Chi Rodriguez and his caddy, Carl Howard. My buddy noted the relative lack of brand logos and product endorsements in that era, which led me to ponder what a comparable player onContinue reading ““The Senior Tour””
“I Cannot WAIT..!!”
What human does not love Matchbox-20, Sister Hazel, and ZIMA…?!! This might be the greatest show of all-time. Fuck Woodstock! Fuck Newport! Fuck Monterey! Fuck Burning Man! Phuck Phucking Phish and all the other bullshit jam band festivals!! This… is… the… ONE!!! God, I love ZIMA.
“Planet of the Imps”
I love the idea that Trump, vainglorious bastard that he is, would actually change the face of the Stature of Liberty to match his own dumb-ugly mug. Words are insufficient to describe what a catastrophic pox he is on our society. And, sadly, he will continue to be long after his exit from the stageContinue reading ““Planet of the Imps””
“Quasi-mandias”
“Literally….”
I think we can drop any pretense about the judicious use of imaging in medicine. It’s a lost cause. My radiology friends and I have a running exchange of the myriad absurd reasons for doing CTA’s (= CT angiography). It all distills down to the hypothetical clinical scenario of “itching out of proportion to dandruff.”Continue reading ““Literally….””
“The Devil Went Down the Jordan”
“Elegant Brown Toilet”
This post was added as a needed sorbet from posts about our oxygen-sucking idiotocratic national leadership, who continue to pile stupid upon stupid and corrupt upon corrupt.
“Lies Are Like Oxygen”
I have to admit this singular fact. That Trumpf has been open and honest about a few specific things over what has become our interminable national nightmare. He did boast about not properly paying his taxes. And he described his technique of greeting attractive women wherein he’ll “just grab them by the pussy.” Both trueContinue reading ““Lies Are Like Oxygen””
