“Does nothing make sense to you anymore? Well, you are not alone. And that’s why the good people at Scott’s have invented the bathroom Life-Sense Dispenser. Simply condense any unpleasant thoughts clogging your mind and imagine them flushed downstream with your bodily waste. Then wash your hands vigorously for 30 seconds and pass your handContinue reading ““Philosoffiti””
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“Breakfast at Tiffany’s”
“Looking Up”
Potent Quotables:
Sayre’s Law: “The politics of the university are so intense because the stakes are so low.” Attributed to Wallace Stenley Sayre (1905-1972), US political scientist and professor at Columbia University, although similar quotes predate from woodrow wilson and others (see below). Stigler’s Law of Eponymy: “No scientific discovery is named after its original discoverer.” exemplifyingContinue reading “Potent Quotables:”
“HAL-100”
It’s a little known fact that the initial inspiration for Stanley Kubrick’s menacing computer was a bathroom doorstop in East Baltimore. And, believe me, this toilet was SCARY!
“FOR SALE: Once-Wet Masks. Two for a BUCK!!”
“Some hair days are better than others…”
“Urban Growth”
“Ahoy, Baltimore…!!”
Is it a guy thing to find favor in houses and businesses that look nautical? Or maybe it’s just a Bligh thing (rim-shot)! Wait, can we even ask anymore if something is a “guy thing”?? In any case, it seems more and more buildings these days look like ships and that ships are now shapedContinue reading ““Ahoy, Baltimore…!!””
