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“Shower Flowers”
“Vice Chair of _________”
It dawned on me one day, when I went into CHASE to ask about a home loan about twenty years ago, that pretty much everyone in a commercial bank who isn’t a teller is called “Vice President.” It was an impressive sounding title when you saw it on a business card (who has those anymore?)Continue reading ““Vice Chair of _________””
“Transition Zone”
“These are a few of my favorite things…”
Laugh if you will, but hemorrhoids are no joking matter! In the US alone, hemorrhoidal flare-ups cost the economy 1.2 Billion dollars in lost productivity annually. And while I totally made up that statistic, they literally are a pain in the arse; the itch you cannot satisfyingly scratch. Well, okay, between bouts they are kindaContinue reading ““These are a few of my favorite things…””
“Vincent van Gogh-yeur”
“Clock Deco”
Potent Quotables:
“I WASN’T PREPARED FOR HIS PERFORMANCE IN SUCCESSION. I CAN’T SEE HIM ANYWHERE IN IT, AND I DON’T KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM. I DON’T KNOW IF I’VE EVER BEEN SO SURPRISED BY AN ACTOR.” — Colin Firth on his friend and fellow actor matthew macfadyen (tom wambsgans) I love this quote (snatched from VanityContinue reading “Potent Quotables:”
“Oh, Baltimore…”
“Gumshoe Diaries”
Chief Complaint: “Doc, my foot feels stuck!” History of Present Illness (HPI): 52 y/o male with h/o fibromyalgia and chronic fatigue presents to Podiatry Clinic stating that his left foot has not been functioning normally for about six months, getting worse over the last several weeks. He reports no pain or tenderness. No fever orContinue reading ““Gumshoe Diaries””
