“CSI: Fruit Forensics Unit”

“The Sticky Stairwell” Detective Schweem: “Your OJ is served, captain.” Captain Koch: “Right.” Detective Schweem: “It looks like they finally caught up with old Mr. Orange…. did you ever see Reservoir Dogs? Was Tarantino’s break-out… Captain Koch: “Never saw it.” Detective Schweem: “Well, these gangsters form up for a diamond heist and use these aliasesContinue reading ““CSI: Fruit Forensics Unit””

“OLD BAY… all day, all ways!”

OLD BAY seasoning can be found on many things beyond seafood these days (including automobiles). They now market it in a hot sauce and you’ll find it sold on snacks like Goldfish, potato chips, peanuts, and popcorn. There’s even an OLD BAY flavored vodka (perfect for fraternity hazing although you won’t taste it if youContinue reading ““OLD BAY… all day, all ways!””