“3001: A Space Parody”

Dave (Bowman): “Turn on the bidet, please, HAL. Medium warm setting.” Dave: “Turn on the bidet, please, HAL. Medium warm.” Dave: “Hello, HAL, do you read me?” Dave: “Do you read me, HAL?” Dave: “Hello, HAL, do you read me??” HAL: “Affirmative, Dave, I read you.” Dave: “Turn on the bidet, HAL!” HAL: “I’m sorry,Continue reading ““3001: A Space Parody””