Author Archives: Stephen Futterer

Dave (Bowman): “Turn on the bidet, please, HAL. Medium warm setting.” Dave: “Turn on the bidet, please, HAL. Medium warm.” Dave: “Hello, HAL, do you read me?” Dave: “Do you read me, HAL?” Dave: “Hello, HAL, do you read me??” HAL: “Affirmative, Dave, I read you.” Dave: “Turn on the bidet, HAL!” HAL: “I’m sorry,Continue reading ““3001: A Space Parody””

“The klan (KKK) is not a club for snobs, it is a device for organizing inferiorities into a mystical superiority; its primary aim is to turn jackrabbits, by amalgamation, into lions. This business, of course, makes for absurdity.” — H.L. Mencken in The Baltimore evening Sun from august 1925 “The klan put it all overContinue reading “Potent Quotables:”