“Planet of the Imps”

I love the idea that Trump, vainglorious bastard that he is, would actually change the face of the Stature of Liberty to match his own dumb-ugly mug. Words are insufficient to describe what a catastrophic pox he is on our society. And, sadly, he will continue to be long after his exit from the stage since he has offspring and has also taught an entire generation how to openly lie, commit flagrant fraud and avoid the consequences of his countless nefarious actions. And in that vein, I propose that we rename the organism that causes syphilis Treponema trumpidum (subspecies assholio). Hell, he’d probably love the shout-out himself. No such thing as bad publicity.