Maybe for the future, in the interest in keeping building costs down, presidential libraries should only contain items actually read or viewed by that particular president. In the case of Trump, this would amount to maybe three of four books about himself and the various MAGA-zines that featured profiles of him. Plus a bunch of vintage porn mags and sex tapes, including the Stormy Daniels collection. But mostly just comic books and cartoons from his childhood. His motto could vamp on that of McDonald’s: “Over One Billion Books Burned!”
But let’s be honest. His simply has to be the gawdiest, tackiest, schlockiest, cheesiest, most narcissistic, and self-aggrandizing monument built on all the countless lies, frauds, fabrications and moments of stolen glory. Simply put, it will be the greatest structure ever erected. His will make the collective palaces of Saddam Hussein look like that outhouse from “Slumdog Millionaire”… because, well…. Trump. Is. God.
Great Exudations 