I have to admit this singular fact. That Trumpf has been open and honest about a few specific things over what has become our interminable national nightmare. He did boast about not properly paying his taxes. And he described his technique of greeting attractive women wherein he’ll “just grab them by the pussy.” Both true and also proven in the court of law. An in so doing, he has single-handedly created a new and dubious meaning of the 1%-er = those who unflinchingly lie 99% of the time! Scientists have determined that he has a rare case of “neurocognitive cholera (NCC)” that is manifest as an unceasing logorrhea of feculent falsehoods, boasts and distortions. Prognosis is deemed “guarded to grim”… at least for those in his chaotic orbit, which we all most unfortunately are. Trumpf’s brain is like a particle accelerator, akin to the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) near Geneva, Switzerland. Though in his shit-for-brains head what smashes together are not protons or neutrons but rather ossified bits of his own stool left over from his younger, anally-retentive days. Let’s call it the Unified Trumpf Theory (UTT). “Lots of people are saying…”
Jesus, counting the fucking days.
Great Exudations 