“What ever happened to…?”

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“Big Jack” Nicklaus holds the finish.

What ever happened to those cardboard periscopes that were once ubiquitous at professional golfing events? I’d like to take this opportunity to start an internet rumor that it was young boys using them to look up women’s skirts that led to their eventual ban. I assure you that this is not based on personal experience. But had I thought of it back in the day…

The early days of wealth inequality. I don’t recall whether the Rich family made their money in boot-legging, oil or war-profiteering, but, really, what’s the difference? Today’s crypto-bro is yesterday’s gun-runner and all are awash in money.

What ever happened to Dr. N-R-Gee? When I was a kid, I failed to recognize that this was a clever play on the word ENERGY. But check him out here, head all aglow and riding atop a bad-ass U-boat. How is it he doesn’t have his own major movie franchise?! Now that’s fucking criminal…

Speaking my language.

What ever happened to the English language? The phrase “I should have went” is starting to sound quasi-normal to me through its tragic overuse. And we’ve already covered the annoying use of “literally” as a form of, ah, non-literal emphasis. Please allow me to modify my disdain for this particular usage to, in the parlance of the offending younger generation, “super-annoying”…

Would you try it today??

What ever happened to Wheeler’s Nerve Vitalixer? I heard that shit was dope! Literally…

Published by Stephen Futterer

Much of my career in radiology has been spent studying, with great fascination, the internal mechanisms of the human body. This blog is an effort to expand that view to the outside world and also to map my own experiences engaging with it.

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