I was brainstorming possible captions for this one and the best came from my friend JS:
“When we started this project, our report turnaround times were in the toilet.”
Taking callers now…
Here are a few other contenders:
“We won’t paper over your workflow problem.”
“Hands-free when you need it most!”
“At Draconian Healthcare, we keep the juices flowing… and we are flush with innovative strategies to optimize your efficiency needs!”
“Unclog your case backlog with Roto-Rooter-Radiology Associates, where your high volume is OUR next problem.”
Great Exudations 