
I reckon now that I’ve been wrong
The White House is where Trump belongs
It’s obvious, his vast appeal
This master of the art of the deal


Whenever there is trouble brewing
He’ll save us all from rack and ruin
I care not if he quotes “Mein Kampf”
Providing he can drain the swamp!


And he can frequent prostitutes
Just not while sporting a fresh tan suit
But news of knocks on him are fake
In fact, Donnie never makes mistakes


For all mankind he bigly cares
With his deeds and in his prayers
Success right now has but begun
There’s much more winning to be won!

TRUMP/VANCE 2028!!