“Fight for Old DC!”

A vertiginous look at 999 E Street, NW. It is an Art Deco building from the 1930’s that was once the headquarters of PEPCO and later home to the Federal Election Commission (moved to First Street, NE in 2018). It seems fitting in the era of Trump that the locus charged with election oversight would now boast an entity so vital to our society as the Hard Rock Cafe (photo Aug 2022).

The folks at Hard Rock Cafe didn’t ask me, but here are my suggestions for naming their specialty cocktails in the Trump 2.0 era:

The Election Denier

The Insurrectionist

The Orange-faced, Poop-throwing Monkey

The Daily Dipshit

Covfefe Martini

The Feculent Philistine

The Unholy Smegroni

Gin and Clorox

Putin’s Lapdog

That Musk Rat

The Highball Hitler

Published by Stephen Futterer

Much of my career in radiology has been spent studying, with great fascination, the internal mechanisms of the human body. This blog is an effort to expand that view to the outside world and also to map my own experiences engaging with it.

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