
In recent days, our underground folk troubadour Tommy Treacle has re-tuned to the more political. His latest song was written after the series of awkward public statements made during the campaign by JD Vance, Donald Trump’s Acting Sycophant in Chief. To my eye, he’s an odd cat who looks like the poster child for the World Congress of Incels. Definitely the last kid picked at recess kickball. And probably runs around the house wearing a cape. At age 30, still a virgin, the avowed atheist suddenly turned to Catholicism after a defrocked priest taught him how to properly masturbate (his prior attempts ended in failure). The former clergyman fled in disgust, however, when Vance insisted on looking at pictures of himself during the onanistic ritual. Yes, he’s definitely a man for our times!