“Santayana’s Inner Secrets”

“The modern Republican Party is comprised of those who well remember our sordid past and, through both negligence and malfeasance, have condemned us to repeat it.”

— modified quote from george santayana
Mike “Dip-Shit” Johnson (R-Louisiana, Vichy district) places his left hand on the Bible and swears an official oath to “always use my right hand to solemnly jerk-off President Trump in whatever location or time of day, with whatever grip, using whatever hand pressure, either with or without lubricant, eye contact or otherwise, so as to best serve my President and not the country, so help me God.”

Published by Stephen Futterer

Much of my career in radiology has been spent studying, with great fascination, the internal mechanisms of the human body. This blog is an effort to expand that view to the outside world and also to map my own experiences engaging with it.

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