“Thank You, America!”

Thank you, America, for re-electing the Grifter/Groper/Felon-in-Chief who consistently puts his own dark, sociopathic needs ahead of those of all other Americans. Great job!

Thank you, America, for proving, yet again, that fear and paranoia and hatred are woven into the fabric of our national flag. Great job!

Thank you, America, for tacitly absolving the President-elect of fomenting an insurrection and subverting our democracy to salve his own ego. Great job!

Thank you, America, for suddenly rediscovering your confidence in our electoral system after that, ah, minor unpleasantness (“a day of love”) on Jan 6, 2021. Great job!

Thank you, America, for throwing off the yoke of science and knowledge in favor of one reassuring cult of personality and the infallible guiding hand of our benevolent Christian leaders. Great job!

Thank you, America, for not letting your vocal support for the perpetrators of the public assault and battery of police officers at the Capitol hinder your stated desire for “law and order” in our exceptional nation. Pardons for all, please! Great job!!

Thank you, America, for joining the hands of those who wholeheartedly support Israel, no matter how asymmetrical their war with the Palestinians, with those who march under torchlight chanting, “Jews will not replace us!” Great job!

Thank you, America, for reminding us that if you aren’t punching down on marginalized and underrepresented groups then you aren’t a true patriot, you’re not a Mucho-Macho-MAGA Man. Great job!

Thank you, America, for making STUPID the new top status symbol and prerequisite for serving in GOP’s Congressional majority. You put them there! Great job!!