“Match.john”

Harbor East in Baltimore from May 2024

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After a public outcry by the ACLU over Baltimore’s heteronormative port-a-john display, a bi-weekly (get it?) rotation was established!

Published by Stephen Futterer

Much of my career in radiology has been spent studying, with great fascination, the internal mechanisms of the human body. This blog is an effort to expand that view to the outside world and also to map my own experiences engaging with it.

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