“The Torchlight Zone”

To paraphrase Goethe, “It’s not enough to own Twilight Zone action figures, you have to deploy them.” I purchased a few as gag gifts for my sisters. Big hit. One sister, herself a health-care provider, took the pig-nurse to her office for display. But it freaked out her co-worker and she had to stick it in a drawer. THAT’S what I’m talkin’ about! Reaction-Jackson!! Whatever you do right now, do NOT imagine these two in flagrante. BAM!! Now, that’s a porno! She knows how to “serve man”… And, hey, there’s always “room for one more, honey!” But, seriously, are these two any stranger together than Ben Affleck and J-Lo (or anyone with Pete Davidson)??