“Philosoffiti”

“Does nothing make sense to you anymore? Well, you are not alone. And that’s why the good people at Scott’s have invented the bathroom Life-Sense Dispenser. Simply condense any unpleasant thoughts clogging your mind and imagine them flushed downstream with your bodily waste. Then wash your hands vigorously for 30 seconds and pass your hand beneath the light source. You will receive a luxuriously soft towelette inscribed with a guaranteed life-changing piece of advice that will put you well on the road to blissful serenity! Certain restrictions apply. Not available in all locations.

“That must’ve been some other body… No, no child it wasn’t me!”

We have an addendum! Although I don’t think it means what they/them might think that it maybe might mean….

“Always, no sometimes, think it’s me
But you know I know when it’s a dream
I think I know, I mean a ‘Yes’
But it’s all wrong
That is, I think I disagree”

— from “Strawberry Fields Forever” by, well, you know…..

The bastards did it! This is just flat-out Orwellian. Banksy, you’re next…..

Published by Stephen Futterer

Much of my career in radiology has been spent studying, with great fascination, the internal mechanisms of the human body. This blog is an effort to expand that view to the outside world and also to map my own experiences engaging with it.

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